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    How Do You Change A flat On A Tank?

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    Post by woofiedog Sat Feb 16, 2019 10:11 pm

    salute

    How Do You Change A flat On A Tank? Inflatable-tank

    Soviet tank officer Yevgeny Shkurdalov Quote:

    "Smoke and dust swirled all over the battlefield. The earth shook from the powerful blasts. Tanks struck each other and, having grappled, could not cut themselves loose and fought to the death, or until one of them flashed a light or came to a halt with broken tracks. Tanks that had been knocked, but whose weapons were functioning, however, continued to fire."

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zX3YcI7xNEI

    "Tin Pan Alley"

    Went down to Tin Pan Alley
    See what was going on
    Things was too hot down there
    Couldn't stay very long
    Hey hey hey hey, Alley's the roughest place I've ever been
    All the people down there
    Livin' for their whisky, wine, and gin

    I heard a woman scream
    Yeah and I peeped through the door
    Some cat was workin' on Annie with a
    Lord with a two-by-four
    Hey hey hey hey, Alley's the roughest place I've ever been
    All the people down there
    Livin' for their whisky, wine, and gin

    I heard a pistol shoot
    Yeah and it was a .44
    Somebody killed a crap shooter cause he didn't
    Shake, rattle, and roll
    Hey hey hey hey, Alley's the roughest place I've ever been
    All the people down there
    Killin' for their whisky, wine, and gin

    I saw a cop standing
    With his hand on his gun
    He said "this is a raid, boy

    Nobody run"
    Hey hey hey hey, Alley's the roughest place I've ever been
    Yeah they took me away from Alley
    Lord they took me right back to the pen




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    Post by lockie Sat Feb 16, 2019 11:27 pm

    That is a fake tank laughing
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    Post by woofiedog Wed Mar 06, 2019 5:46 pm

    pirat

    An old veteran walks into a grocery store. Immediately, the cashier stops him and says, "sir, your barracks door is open."

    At first, he pays zero attention to her.

    So, he continues shopping until he spots a man stocking some shelves. He tells the veteran that his fly is open.

    After completing his shopping, he goes back to the same cashier and says, "ma'am, you told me my barracks door was open. While you were looking, did you see a Marine standing at attention, saluting?"

    The cashier replies, "no, sir. I just saw an old, retired veteran lying on two sandbags."






    "The King Is Gone (So Are You)"

    Last night I broke the seal on a Jim Beam decanter
    That looks like Elvis
    I soaked the label off a Flintstone Jelly Bean jar
    I cleared us off a place on that
    One little table that you left us
    And pulled me up a big ole piece of floor

    I pulled the head off Elvis
    Filled Fred up to his pelvis
    Yabba Dabba Doo, the King is gone
    And so are you

    'Round about ten we all got to talking
    'Bout Graceland, Bedrock and such
    The conversation finally turned to women
    But they said they didn't get around too much
    Elvis said, "Find 'em young"
    And Fred said "Old Fashioned girls are fun"
    Yabba Dabba Doo, the King is gone
    And so are you

    Later on it finally hit me
    That you wouldn't be 'a comin' home no more
    'Cause this time I know you won't forgive me
    Like all of them other times before
    Then I broke Elvis's nose
    Pouring the last drop from his toes
    Yabba Dabba Doo, the King is gone
    And so are you
    Yabba Dabba Doo, the King is gone
    And so are you

    Last night I broke the seal on a Jim Beam decanter
    That looks like Elvis
    I soaked the label off a Flintstone Jelly Bean jar....
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    Post by woofiedog Sat Jul 13, 2019 9:54 pm

    Tank





       Viggo Tarasov: It's not what you did, son, that angers me so. It's who you did it to.
       Iosef Tarasov: Who? That fucking nobody?
       Viggo Tarasov: That fuckin' nobody is John Wick. He was once an associate of ours. We called him…Baba Yaga.
       Iosef Tarasov: "The Boogeyman"?
       Viggo Tarasov: Well, John wasn't exactly "The Boogeyman". He was the one you sent to kill the fuckin' Boogeyman.
       Iosef Tarasov: …Oh.



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